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toastweaselofdoom:

rogueofstorms:

scherbatkson:

meanwhile in maryland

oh man. MD would so have that kind of guy.

WELCOME TO MARYLAND

walkingdead-gasm:

I haven’t laughed so hard.

thatguyyoudreamabout:

lovelustandlesbromance:

Well I’m basically in love with this

my tears are waterfalls

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

how-ood:

actually i listen to dadford & daughters

These events are to similar to ignore

tinyclocksandmonsters:

I wrote this on the Metro a few years ago and I recently stumbled upon it again. I thought it would be a cute addition to the collection.